Quotes
These are some of my favorite quotes from the series. Currently there are only a few from Volumes one and two, but that's likely to change soon.
Volume 1, page 27
Priest: Wh-Why? Why do you...?! Why is a fellow vampire with the humans?
Alucard: The problem with you little turds is that you go on these rampages whenever the urge hits you. If you keep playing this game, humans go extinct and we all die out, you shortsighted punk. Besides, it's kind of complicated, but I can't disobey the humans. 13mm explosive steel rounds, alloyed with silver melted from a Lanchester Cathedral Cross. There's no freak around who can eat these and come back for seconds.
Volume 1, pages 33-34
Police: He's back! The Hellsing guy?!
Integra: Well done, Alucard. How did it go?
Alucard: The vampire's dead. No survivors.
Integra: Huh? ...? Then who's she?
Alucard: No, actually she's dead.
Seras: I... I'm sorry...
Integra and Police: !!
Integra: What's the big idea, you fool?!
Alucard: I couldn't help it.
Seras: I'm sorry! I'm sorry...!!
Integra: This means we're back where we started!
Volume 1, page 103
Alucard: Police girl! When you aim, make sure to take out the heart or the head. These people didn't become ghouls because they enjoy it. There's no way to change humans back once they get like this. All we can do for them is to blow them away quickly.
Seras: Sir yes sir my masterrr!
Volume 2, pages 64-65
Luke: Vampire Alucard. You're there, aren't you? Come on out! I know you're down there. Even if you hide, I can sense your powerful chi rising up from this place. Where are you?
Alucard: "Even if I hide?" I'm not running or hiding. I just got a bit tired of waiting for you.
Volume 2 (pages forgotten, will look up later)
Seras: All right then, everyone! Here we have the painting gallery!
Old person #1: Ehh? Now why d'you suppose this priest has them sword thingies?
Old person #2: Oh, I'll bet this is that "avante garde" stuff! My grandkids love it.
Old person #3: Dear dear, that fella's holding a gun!!
Old person #4: Ohhh! That's one whopper of a pistol!
Old person #5 (Imamura): I tell ya, when I was in Manchuria, we sure didn't have any guns like that!
Old person #6: Good grief, Imamura's started goin' on about Manchuria again...?
Anderson: Alucard?
Alucard: What?
Anderson: Ah've lost interest.
Alucard: Yes, this is no atmosphere for fighting. I'm going to bed.